When it gets right down to it, if you’re going to write a song that basically brags you’re taking the listener to bed (as Enrique Iglesias did), you deserved to be spoofed. Enter Break.com, who have created “Tonight I’m Frakkin’ You”, the geek equivalent to Enrique’s original. Geek-star studded with Richard “Apollo” Hatch and Kunal “Big Bang Theory” Nayyar, the video hits a high point when The Guild’s Amy Okuda enters frame as the, presumably, future frakee, dressed in a Rubie’s Sexy Ghostbuster outfit.
[VIA Spook Central]
A geek fantasy comes to life when one lucky nerd finds himself in Sci-fi’s hottest nightclub with every girl you’d ever want to frak.
Check out behind the scenes interviews footage on TheGameStation http://brk.to/NerdOutFrak
and more BTS with SwiftKarateChop http://brk.to/SwiftyFrak
Starring…
Kunal Nayyar — http://twitter.com/kunalnayyarMatthew Brian Brown — http://youtube.com/swiftkaratechop
Alessandra Torressani — http://twitter.com/bambolabambina http://youtube.com/thebambolabambina http://bambolabambina.tumblr.com
Amy Okuda — http://twitter.com/amyokuda
Richard Hatch — http://richardhatch.com
Chad Vader – http://youtube.com/blamesocietyfilms
Costumes by Adam Sapien & Jessica Sapien — http://sapiencreations.com
Music by Andy Margolis
Hair & Makeup by Cheyenne Webster
Special thanks http://youtube.com/TheWarpZone
LYRICS
I’m like Kenobi
Seeking passage to Alderaan with you
We’ll watch Big Bang Theory
As you ride my TARDIS and call me Doctor WhoYou’re into Cosplay (oooh)
Damn that’s one fine skin job on you.
Beam Me Up Hottie (oooo oooh)
My Vulcan Logic tells me its time to grooveAcross the federation
My Jedi inclination
Tells me that I am a suitable mate for you
We Love Next Generation
Xbox over Playstation
Its time that I tap from your Mana PoolCause tonight I’m Frakking You
Whoa you know
That tonight I’m Frakking You
Whoa you knowAre You Gwen Stacey
My Spidey sense says I’d shoot my web all on you
I’m No Fergengi
I drop more coin than Mario on mushroomsYour Dharma education
Delorean transporation
Revs my engine to warp speed like Mr. Sulu
Dollhouse’s cancellation
Hurt like Luke’s amputation
Its time to Mork Me and say Nanoo NanooCause tonight I’m Frakking You
Whoa you know
That tonight I’m Frakking You
Whoa you knowHa! Kunal…
Let’s Meet Up In Naboo
We’ll roll around like R2-D2
You’ve set my phasers to stun
Cause your Sarlaac Pit’s
Got more spice in it
Than the planet DuneFrom Asgard’s
Hallowed halls
Everybody big bangs Kunal
Gotham or Hogwarts
My Broad Sword’ll Be the one
Thing To Rule them allLets clone your body
Join them all together to form a Guild
and go on a Quest
We can use my expansion pack
Then I’ll take you down like Boba Fett
Up Up, Down Down
Left, Right, Left Right
B, A, Select then Start
Its time to one-up
Thirty lives with you, (cuz tonight I’m)Cuz tonight I’m Frakking You
Whoa you know
That tonight I’m Frakking You
Whoa you know
That tonight I’m Frakking You
