Comedian Jordan Peele (MADtv, RENO 911, Key & Peele) wants to know why green slime went away, dammit!

“Our gods were forged from Green Slime. Now, it can only be found once a year when Nickelodeon slimes the host of its Kids’ Choice Awards in a nostalgic homage to itself. The true significance of this ritual is lost on the young viewers of today.”